Our students have one thing in common: a fervent interest in all things cool and awesome, and a free-spirited attitude toward social skills and personal hygeine. So that's actually two things in common. Here are a few whom you might meet re-enacting the Battle of Cardassia with remote-controlled helicopters or arguing over how to pronounce "Arrakis."



KEVIN is a senior Video Games major and the best LARP player on campus, bar none. He's known for his hard work, dedication, and ambition among his fellow Laser Dragoneers, much as Low Carb Ho-Hos would be noted among Hostess products as being nutritious, if they existed.

Favorite Silmarillion part: Toss-up between The Valaquenta and The Akallabêth.

Quote: "Say what you will, the only thing wrong with the Judge Dredd movie was the fact that it had no sequel."




WADE is an undeclared senior and the worst LARP player on campus, bar none. But he's generally a good sport. Part of his skeleton is made of metal, but he's less like Wolverine and more like a Segway accident victim than he would like to be.

Favorite made-up chemical: Bacta

Quote: "Here's my question about gamma radiation: what day is it today? Do we have class? Oh, good."




JIM (not to be mistaken with Joe) is a Ninja major and arguably the most adept Ninjitsu master in the world, a point which he does argue frequently.

Favorite weapon: The Dreaded Chain

Quote: "Fuck you, Joe."




JOE (not to be mistaken with Jim) is a Ninja major and arguably the most adept Ninjitsu master in the world. He is quick to point out that blue is a far superior ninja color to yellow.

Favorite weapon: The Dreaded Chain, but that was his favorite first

Quote: "Fuck you, Jim."




FRESHMEN are neither fresh nor men, but there sure are a lot of them scuttling around. They may have names, we're not sure.

Favorite activity: Surviving first semester

Quote: "I am slain!"

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